Monday, May 31, 2010

I Assumed This Was Shopped

I saw this earlier this afternoon at The Daily What; my first assumption was that it was photoshopped. Despite assurances it came from the Guatemalan Government, I held off posting it until I saw it picked up in a more trustworthy place.Well, the NYT has picked it up, and I more or less trust them. "This astonishingly unnerving photograph was posted today on the Flickr.com feed of the Guatemalan goverment and shows a seemingly bottomless sinkhole that opened up on Sunday in Guatemala City as a swath of Central America was drenched by tropical storm Agatha." Yow! Below is a street-level view:
The full-size aerial view is hosted at Flickr (~1 MB). Also, for you Star Wars fans, "This is no cave!" (I'm pretty sure that one is photoshopped.)

Followup June 1: More photos and description at National Geographic.

Causing Morale Problems

DADT: never, ever. Clay Bennett, Chattanooga Times Free Press.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Gulf Spill: The Final Solution

BP has determined that if we just ignore it for 7 years, the reservoir will likely empty out, at which point the leak will stop. "It will take 7 years for the oil deposit below the Deepwater Horizon well to empty if left alone."

The "Top Kill" effort has officially failed. Progress on the relief wells continues, but the expected date for those to be in place is described in numerous articles as August, with some saying "at least" August. There is apparently one more strategy in line to be tried, though I haven't seen a nice catchy name for it yet. It involves cutting the bent and broken riser off of the top of the blowout preventer, then capping the open end. This is by no means an assured path to success, and over the short term, is actually likely to make things worse to much worse.

The riser is bent and kinked directly above the BOP, and the constrictions in the pipe caused by these twists is most likely restricting the flow. Cutting the riser off of the BOP will remove the restriction, allowing the flow to erupt at full force. Obama and BP are describing this as "open-heart surgery."

I just wish I was more confident this operation was being carried out by surgeons with at least a middle-school education, and with more than pointed sticks and knapped stone tools. I'm not.

Followup: Pharyngula has an excellent suggestion on how to hit BP, its executives, and every other driller in the Gulf where it'll hurt them most... if they haven't been behaving.

Sunday Funnies

For your digital edification, it's this week's edition of the Sunday Funnies...
Bits and Pieces
Blackadder
Skull Swap
Misery Loves Sherman
Hacked IRL "Oh, Yeah. Didn't think of that."
Bits and Pieces
Savage Chickens
Darius Whiteplume's Tumblr
Friends of Irony, posted with the title "Rolling so far back, it wrapped back around."
Blackadder
Dr. Boli's Celebrated Magazine

A very funny Ewok impression, via Great White Snark.funny graphs and charts
see more Funny Graphs
This Modern World
The Daily What
EpicPonyz
One way to protect your hearing. Bits and Pieces
Engrish Funny
Chinese National Day parade
see more Political Pictures
Iranian protesters
see more Political Pictures
Fake Science
The High Definite
red-ruffed lemur Totally Looks Like Avatar
see more Celeb Look-A-Likes>
Skull Swap
EpicPonyz
Ben Trovato at The Wulfshead
Criggo
demotivational posters
see more Demotivators
Dr. Boli's Celebrated Magazine
Wondermark
Cyanide and Happiness
Sober in a Nightclub
Terry Jones, Michael Palin and Terry Gilliam
see more Lol Celebs
EpicPonyz
The Baby Powder Prank, from Bits and Pieces.
Blackadder
Darius Whiteplume's Tumblr
Darius Whiteplume's Tumblr
Yesterday was "Crime Spree Day" at Criggo
Criggo
Criggo
Hacked IRL
Leonard Nimoy says: “The makeup folks put ears on my son Adam to surprise me. A precious moment while shooting the original series.” The Daily What
funny graphs and charts
see more Funny Graphs
Hacked IRL
Failblog
I should repost this one at the end of every edition of the funnies. FuckYeahAlbuquerque

Saturday, May 29, 2010

DarWIN!


Hat Tip to RH Foster's Shared items... I finally got around to watching this, and I'm awfully glad.

Saturd80's: Unintentional English Edition

English Beat, Mirror in The Bathroom:

Kate Bush, Under Ice

XTC, No Thugs in Our House

Bonus XTC! I love this song! Towers of London:

Not

Okay, I can see the intended humor of the above cartoon, but I really don't like it. What is it trying to say? That scientists see themselves as god-like? They don't. No one is more aware of a scientist's fallibility than scientists. It is central to the process of science to criticize and find flaws in one's own work and that of others. That simply shows that in doing science, we expect to make mistakes, and that sometimes the mistakes aren't obvious or glaring. Hardly god-like.

Is it trying to say the general public should view this achievement as god-like? They shouldn't. If they do, they misunderstand what science is. Basically, we observe the world around us, make lots of (well-informed) guesses about how it works, then look for reasons to think that guess is wrong. Edit, lather, rinse, repeat... endlessly. Sometimes we find guesses that work better than older guesses, sometimes we find that old guesses couldn't logically be correct, and sometimes we're left hanging in limbo for excruciating periods of time. Dark matter and dark energy are two concepts that come to mind with respect to the latter: we have ample evidence that they exist, but we don't really have a clue as to how they work or what they are. In fairness, we have quite a few things we know they aren't, so that's progress. Hardly god-like.

Is it trying to say the cartoonist sees this as god-like? Unlikely. Political cartoonists may be the one group of people as a whole who are more cynical, sarcastic and jaundiced with respect to human nature than I am. And I'm not inclined to see any human achievement as god-like.

Is it saying that this is a miraculous achievement? I suspect that's what it's trying to get at, but even that is a clean miss. Yes, if you focus for years on achieving some particular goal- in this case, inserting a synthetically created DNA molecule into a cell to "create" a functioning life form- you are much more likely to reach that goal, at least compared to your chances if that's not what you're trying to do. The news surrounding this has made it sound comparable to the leap from hand-cranked mechanical calculators to modern integrated chips. It's more like figuring out how to write a very simple program to display "Hello, world" on computers that we just happen to have laying all around us. To quote from the Wiki article linked there,
Such a program is typically one of the simplest programs possible in most computer languages. It is often considered to be tradition among programmers for people attempting to learn a new programming language to write a "Hello World!" program as one of the first steps of learning that particular language. Some are surprisingly complex, especially in some graphical user interface (GUI) contexts, but most are very simple, especially those which rely heavily on a particular command line interpreter ("shell") to perform the actual output.
And there you have it: it can be surprisingly complex, but most often it's pretty simple. It's not as if we now have the ability to create life from scratch.

This is not to detract from the researchers' efforts and achievement; both are impressive, and deserve respect. But I think the cartoon above both denigrates the concept of "God," and overstates the nature and impact of what was done. And yeah, I'm probably over-thinking it, but it really does get under my skin and irritate me when I see stuff like this, and science is an area where I feel more comfortable calling "hubris alert" when I see it happening.

For a more thoughtful context and framework in which to place this news, see the always excellent Olivia Judson's commentary on the news this week. I really need to point to her writing more often, and this week's essay is a great place to start.