As the Shepherds Tormented Their Flocks By Night

If you've never had the opportunity to see Border Collies do what they were bred to do, it's an amazing experience. But I never realized it could be such an amusing experience.

More funny videos from the "Burly Sports Show" channel at Heavy.com

Glacier on the Move

I've just finished going through my geoblogs, and no one seems to have picked this up, so here you go. National Geographic has posted an awesome video composed of 436 individual photos taken between May and September, 2007, of the Columbia Glacier near Valdez Ak. They are pushing this, predictably, as evidence of global warming. While I find the video a wonderous thing to watch (I've viewed it now 5 or 6 times), I do not think that showing a glacier receding during the summer is very useful evidence of climate change. It's good evidence of summer. The article implies that this is a multi-year project, which is good... as long as they focus on the same glacier(s) over a period of years to decadal time scales. Which the article does not clarify.

I feel that tossing out such shoddy "evidence" merely encourages the climate deniers, and does not help the case at all. While I applaud the video, I dislike the spin.

Hat Tip to Swans on Tea.

Excitement!

There's apparently some major excitement going on in my cozy little burg this morning... some guy is barracaded in an apartment building... just saw a swat vehicle drive by, maybe it's over... and a full swat team is outside. The incident is at 25th and Harrison, about 3 blocks north and 8 blocks west of my current coffee-rific location. Not clear whether there's a hostage involved... there goes a police car. News articles here, here and here. Our local rag, the Gazette-Times, is up to its usual standards with nuttin as of this post.

Funny how this webified world works... JD (who sent me the conflicker finder I just posted) sent me a chat message from his work in Salem, about 30 miles away. I got on Google and immediately found the three articles above. Just a few years ago, I wouldn't have heard of this until tomorrow.

Followup: Whatever happened, it's over: "At 10:33 a.m., Oregon State University use its emergency alert system to tell students they should avoid the area until further notice. They lifted the red alert at 12:18 p.m., when the man was taken into custody."

Followup 2, 4:20 PM: The GT finally has the story. At least one of the links in the above story no longer functions. No injuries, no damage. Sounds like mental illness and/or drug use, to several of us coffee drinkers.

Conflicker

I have seen more warnings about the "conflicker" virus than I can shake a stick at, and I have wondered, if it's such a threat, why hasn't anyone released a free antiviral to get at it? My friend JD , who's a sysadmin, sent me one yesterday... you can download/run it here. He says there are countless variations of this virus, but this application gets the common ones. Now the funny thing is, this message came in right as I was reading about a similar bit of freeware at Bad Astronomy. I have run both, and both say I don't have this particular flu.

This virus is set to scan thousands of random sites tonight at midnight, for updates and further instructions, so no one knows exactly what it will do. But millions of computers are thought to be silently infected... like AIDS, it remains below the radar until a certain point, then blows up. Blowup time is midnight, folks. I was worried this would be a nuisance, but both routines run fairly quickly and painlessly.

Science Works!

The National Science Foundation's "Work" section is having some difficulty getting off the ground. Created as part of the economic stimulus package, Work Section's task is to apply the latest science and technology findings to job creation, and to identify areas in research where manpower is needed. The response to Call For Proposals announcements has been very weak though. Recently the foundation announced that they may have found an explanation: polls suggest that most users assume that their website, "NSFW.gov," is a sting operation.

Geologic Wonders

Oddee has compiled a list of "10 Geological Wonders You Didn't Know." I was pretty excited when I saw the first was indeed one I had never heard of: The Wave (between Arizona and Utah - USA)... Gorgeous!
However, as it turns out, there were only two others that were new to me, Hell Gate in Uzbekistan, and Wave Rock in Australia. Engaging pictures, but in my judgement, I wouldn't trust the accuracy of the descriptions there.

Toga Party!

From BuzzFeed.

Lucky or Unlucky?

Japanese businssman Tsutomu Yamaguchi was on a trip to Hiroshima in early August of 1945, when the atomic blast leveled the city. He received burns over half his body. He spent the night in the city, then flew home the next day.

To Nagasaki.

Yamaguchi, now an apparently healthy 93, has become the first person officially recognized as having survived both of the nuclear weapons that have been used against human beings. Read the full story here.

My hope and fear is that he will be the last: hope in that we must never allow such weapons to be used again. Fear in that, if they are, there will be no more "official" recognition of anything.

Problems

I'm having some computer problems- maybe malware, spybots, viruses, whatever goodies modern vandals have created. Lots of people around that can give me advice, but I get online and my computer slowly freezes up. Light to no posting until I figure out what's going on... later, folks.

Shocking News

In a bit of shocking news, OPEC and the oil companies, in an effort to waste save energy and drive up profits normalize prices in order to stabilize their global hegemony the economy, have announced that today, March 21, is the first day of fall.

Time to winterize your houses folks... I hear it's expected to be a long, cold one.

J'Accuse!

Sonnygirl at RUFKM has an oddly compelling argument that Nancy Grace killed Caylee Anthony. I think Sonnygirl (if that's his real name) does an excellent job of pointing out the competing weaknesses and strengths of her conjecture; anyone who makes the effort to critically examine their own arguments objectively deserves to be (at least) listened to. Which 1) is why I won't listen to Nancy Grace, and 2) is why I think we should lock up Nancy Grace right now. Better safe than sorry. Because the more I think it through, Sonnygirl's argument could almost be extended to suspecting that Nancy Grace had committed every murder in the US over the last 4 or 5 years... at least those involving young, attractive, white victims.

Spring It Is, Then

So this morning at 11-something UTC, which I think would be like 4-something Pacific Savings Time, spring officiously sprang. I posted a piece back in January, nearly two months ago, on this local establishment and the green stuff coming up in the front yard.
A nice clump of daffodils between the sidewalk and the street...
And beside the steps with crocuses...
I really should have cropped this to highlight the violets, and the little spray of bursting leaves on the roses... yes, that's right, the roses are starting to leaf out.
Somewhere, a camillia bush is blooming. I walk by several of these each day and I've been watching the buds swell and color up, but I haven't seen blossoms yet. This was picked elsewhere and dropped.
Walking across the street and onto campus...
The dogwoods are going at it.The above was taken from the same place as the previous, just turning 60 degrees or so. Owen Hall (Electrical Engineering) is one of the newer buildings on campus, and one of my favorites. In a bit, I'll show you why.

I've been following the budding and blossoming, as I said above, for nearly two months... spring starts early here! First snowdrops were posted 2/9; first crocuses on 2/21; and first daffodils on 2/27. In most cases, the flowers were open a week or so earlier, and the photos were taken a few days before I got around to posting them. So to the geobloggers, consider this entry as my post for the spring meme... one I started addressing a month and a half before the meme was declared!

Why?

This is a fascinating article to read, but at the end, my question is "Why?" How to design a 1,000mph car.

There's some fun dry humor (To keep Andy from flying or inventing the world's fastest burrowing machine, we have to control the airflow over the car extremely carefully to avoid a buildup of high pressure under the car...), some interesting engineering problems (...the sorts of numbers we're dealing with: potentially more than 210 kilonewtons (47,000lbs) of thrust from the jet and rocket engines, which together make Bloodhound SSC over 160 times more powerful than a Formula 1 car; four huge and heavy solid-titanium wheels spinning at up to 10,300 revolutions per minute, generating 50,000 g at the rim; air screaming past the carbon and aluminium bodywork at 1000mph, applying 12 tonnes of pressure to every square metre of bodywork ...), and of course the thrill of catastrophic danger, combined with !CARS!, which the western mind apparently conflated with "cool" immediately upon their invention. There's also an animated video that impressively shows the car outrunning a bullet from a magnum .357.

But why?

I think it could potentially be justified in terms of engineering techniques developed, materials science advances... in fact, I can think of all sorts of issues that this project might pay off in what is discovered. It just seems like there might be, ya know, some practical project(s) that lead to the same ends. There is no mention of cost, either what has been spent so far, nor what is anticipated in the future.

I wonder why?

Sneak Preview of Bush's Book

News Item: The decider has decided to pen a book... or as Comrade E.B. Misfit remarked, "The correct word is 'crayon.'" The first linked article above notes:

In contrast to the traditional blow-by-blow presidential memoir, George Bush's tome, provisionally entitled Decision Points, will describe how he took on 12 key political and personal decisions, including the invasion of Iraq, his response to Hurricane Katrina, running for president, and giving up alcohol. "I want people to understand the environment in which I was making decisions," Bush said. "I want people to get a sense of how decisions were made and I want people to understand the options that were placed before me."

Now being a world-famous, internationally respected blogger has its perks... and never more so than in this case. The G.W. Bush Lieberry has granted me exclusive rights to pre-publish Chapter 3 in its entirety. Prepare yourself for a stunning glimpse into a mind of presidential caliber.

CHAPTER 3: Wherein I Grapple With Uncertainty

Then there was that time I got "tails," but I'm uncertain what i I wuz grapplin with that time. I think it mite have been over Saddam having a smoking gun, or somethig liek that. or mebe it was over which one ends in 'n' and which one with 'q,' cause I never did get that one strait. I like George Strait too! Did I ever tell you why? well, both his names is good: George and Strait! I wouddent like him if his name was "George Gay!" Heh, heh, get it? George Gay... Heh, heh, heh! Sometimes I crack myself up!

The End (of Chapter 3)

I, for one, am holding my breath to read the entire text from beginning to end. I think suffocation would probably be preferable.

Followup: The G.W. Bush Lieberry and the publisher wish to make it clear that this excerpt has not undergone careful proofreading and editing yet, and that minor editorial changes will undoubtedly be made prior to publication.

For All of Us Agnostics

Then all you have to do is believe, absolutely and without reservation, that the reason you stuck the pin into that particular character is because that particular character caused you to do it. And away you go.

Waitaminit... I got "Nothing." Now what? (via BuzzFeed)

Hunga Tonga Hunga Ha'apai

Der Spiegel has an excellent photograph of the underwater eruption near Tonga. Click over for a link to the full-sized version (the magnify icon at the lower right of the image). Clicking over to Eruptions to find what Erik Klemetti has said about this over the last couple of days, there has apparently also just been a M7.9 earthquake in the region... that's a biggie, folks. It is unlkely there's any direct relationship between the eruption and the quake- read the post for details. His posts on this volcano include another photo and link to video here, yesterday's report that the plume is disrupting air traffic, and Tuesday's first alert.

The Volcanism Blog has also been covering this developing story. Today he has posted a summary of available information, along with an extensive set of links to news reports and other sources of information. Yesterday, he posted an extraordinary sequence of still photos, and later linked to the BBC video from which they were taken. Those two posts and two other earlier posts can be seen under the Tonga tag.

This seems to me to have the makings of a fascinating eruption, from which the volcanology community will learn a lot, or a horrifying disaster. Or, I hate to say, both.

Followup (6:40 PM) Hadn't got to this piece yet... The Big Picture has a very nice photo set of this eruption.

Wednesday Words: This is Shaping Up Into a Real Game!

A few semi-randomly chosen comments from last week's edition (Click over to read the full list of contributions. Lots and lots of good suggestions in the comments!):

Wee Mousie: Tardradr is a form of extra sensory perception that tell you when you are dealing with a retard.

Darius Whiteplume: I used to have a 'tard radar set, but the Wasila hill-billy burned out the circuits

Tengrain: When you are playing pocket pool, it is a game of Pance.

Mr. Wayne: I honestly though pance was when you put on a dance for your significant other just before bed without any pants on.

Silver Fox: Frishing obviously has something to do with fishing: it's when you fish on friday.

My own contributions for the week:

Reado is the brand name for a style of skin-tight leisure wear for when you want to lay out at the beach with a good book. Caution: if you weigh more than Kate Moss, they will make you look either disgusting or ridiculous, or both.

Layareat: Stratified food or when all the shelves in your refrigerator collapse to the bottom.

Protective Custody

I recommend it for some celebrities. I just pointed out a week and a half ago that Michael Jackson might have been happier if he had died at the end of the 80's... I'm NOT saying he should have, just that if he could have seen then what a hash his life would become in the next 20 years, it might have appeared to him to be an attractive choice. Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and on... these people have so lost touch with reality that they need to be protected from themselves and society, and society needs to be protected from them.

If you're not convinced, consider this: Michael Jackson Wants to Be Plastinated. Money quote from the linked article: "Bild speculated that Jackson's nose, which has famously received a series of surgical interventions, was already plastinated enough to not require any further work." (The link in the quote goes to Bild.com, which appears to be a German entertainment tabloid, and the source of much of the Der Spiegel report. The article there is in English.)

Non-Geology People Will Not Get This

I warned Silver Fox yesterday that a comment I left on one of her posts had started the seed of a bad pun in my thoughts...

Matt Damon has confirmed that he will play the role of an amnesiac prospector, who is also a trained assassin, dueling with a rogue government agency over control of a fantastically valuable copper deposit. Due to his amnesia, he is only occasionally able to recognize the tell-tale minerology of the ore.

Damon is hinting that the movie will be called "The Bornite Identity."

Sorry.

Whoa! Almost Forgot to Mention This!

Yes indeedy, folks! Looks like the 2012 campaign is officially underway. And not a moment too soon! After all, there's only 42 43 almost 44 months left.
And pay attention to the small print. Sarah is much too modest to authorize any one to collect PAC money for her candidacy. I'm sure this is the work of selfless private citizens who recognize the world-changing potential of a Palin presidency.
Also note, these are just images, not active links. I don't do politics on this blog.

Hal Clement

Apparently (according to the quiz), I am now a writer of science fiction, not just a reader. Something to keep in mind on this blog. Is it science? Or is it fiction? Not even your faithful blogger knows for sure. (hat tip to How's That for a Slice of Fried Gold)

I am: Hal Clement (Harry C. Stubbs) A quiet and underrated master of "hard science" fiction who, among other things, foresaw integrated circuits back in the 1940s.

Which science fiction writer are you?

Aaaaiiiig!

Yesterday I mentioned to a fellow coffee drinker that I didn't think many of the financial geniuses who've served us so well realized the depths of appreciation that the American people would like to express to them. Firedoglake reports,

AIG hires extra security for its New York offices, newspapers and TV
anchors talk of torches and pitchforks, and a senior US senator calls for
executives to commit suicide. And America, rather than ask, “Oh my god,
what have we become?” instead, on the whole, screams “Hellz yeah!”

Thanks, AIG, and other sundry movers and shakers. We gotcher bonuses right here.

If Republicans Ruled the World

We would all do exactly the same things at exactly the same time.

And we would like it. And it wouldn't hurt. And we would be thankful. Amen.

Monday Mineral: Labradorite

Somehow, I just keep coming back to this mineral (see here and here, in the "fixed composition" paragraph). No apologies though; it's an important one. And in case you didn't click on the second of the above links, I'll remind you that it's a plagioclase feldspar, sodium-calcium aluminosilicate, with 50-70% calcium and 30-50% sodium. In simpler terms, it's the calcium-richer side of the middle of that series. Overlooking the glare from the flash, this sort of non-descript dark color is typical for coarse labradorite.In porphyritic volcanic rocks (those with a generation of larger crystals from slow cooling in a magma chamber , and one of very small crystals from the ultimate eruption and subsequent quick cooling), it often appears lighter in color. As should be clear from the above picture, this particular sample has been polished. It was a gift from my friend Cassidy, so I don't know where it's from.Another picture showing the somewhat dull appearance of this mineral. But wait! what are those little sparkly bits? Where are those colors coming from? Time for some wonkishness...
I lifted this diagram from some astronomy lecture notes, of all places; if this is infringement let me know, and I will politely remove them. What this diagram tells you, basically, is that feldspars form with two broad swaths of composition: sodium-potassium rich (alkali feldspars), and sodium-calcium rich (plagioclase feldspars). Na and K trade off because they have similar charges. Na and Ca trade off because they have similar ionic radii. They do not have the same charge, and this is compensated by Na taking one more Si (+4) and one less Al (+3), while calcium does the reverse. Remember, labradorite would occupy a fifth of the bottom swath, from the middle, near the "o" in "Plagioclase" to the right, to maybe the divide between the "s" and the "e."

The above is schematic, but basically approximates what a minerologist would call the "hot" feldspar curve. I have modified it with blatant disregard for hard data below, but the general principles, I think, are accurate. If the feldspar cools slowly (note we are dealing with a fairly large crystal here; this sample cooled very slowly underground), some of the mid-range compositions are not stable; an initially crystallizing feldspar at the composition of the "o" will "exsolve." Some regions will become Na-enriched, and other regions Ca enriched. So instead of a single continuous composition of "o," it ends up with alternating regions of composition "Pl" and regions of composition "se." And if those regions are in a size range approximating the wavelength of visible light, there are some amazing optical effects...
Note that this is not the intrinsic color of the mineral; it's an effect of scattering and interference from zones of slightly different compositions. It's like the "rainbow" effect of an oil slick on water. In the latter case, the layer of oil is thin enough to produce the same optical interference and resultant colors: the oil isn't actually "rainbow-colored." You can only see these colors at particular angles to the crystal lattice, which is why I had to catch this flare at an odd angle, and so much is out of focus. But it really is quite beautiful. This stone is often used in sculptures, and as facade and decorative stone in buildings- I've noticed it's used quite often for jewlery stores.

I should also make it clear that this effect is quite different from the brillant colors that sunstones can take on. In the case of Oregon's sunstones, the colors apparently arise from microscopic inclusions of metallic copper, but that may not hold true for all sunstones. The sunstones are phenocrysts in volcanic rock; they have initially formed pretty slowly, but their final cooling was quite rapid by geologic standards. They would not have undergone the gradual cooling necessary to get the alternating lamellae of varying compsitions.

Arc=Arc

Last week started cold: daytime highs in the low to mid 40's, and Tuesday night (if I remember correctly) lows were forecast to reach 23. As the week went on, it slowly warmed. Friday was gorgeous: mid 50's and sunny; even Thursday had been nice- not quite as warm, but still nice.

Then Friday afternoon, I saw an arc around the sun...This is often (not always, but often) a sign of warm moist air moving in and creating a haze of upper troposphere ice crystals. In the above, we're looking west along Monroe (from the smokers' purgatory at my favorite coffee shop) and a little south to the north side of the Oregon State University Campus. Below, I zoomed in to get the sundog on the north portion of the arc.I think it actually comes through better in the first picture. At any rate, "warm moist air moving in" is an opaque way of saying, "wet warm front moving in; prepare thee an arc."

Our weather since Friday night has been... vigorous is a good word. We've had some sun breaks, and I'm always surprised at how quickly the ground dries. But it has been pouring. And blowing. And pouring some more.

I'm not really complaining; as I've said before, I sort of like the rain, and the weekend was warm. We've had a relatively dry winter, and some real rain feels right. With the time change last week, the flowers, and the warmth, it really is starting to feel like spring.

Just One Waffer-Thin Bonus

Bang. On.

10 Things Geo Majors Should Know

Callan has started a fiendish meme: what are ten things all geology majors should know? The fiendish part is that you can't repeat things that others have already listed. So I'm getting in on this Ponzi scheme at the outset. I kind of cheated on the last one... but I do think it's important. The other lists I've seen are below mine

1. Should be confident that he/she could point out evidence of change anywhere on the Earth's surface.

2. Should know how to (and preferably, be eager to) talk to non-scientists about their subject.

3. Know how to use ternary diagrams.

4. Know basic mapping skills; with a Brunton compass and a topo map, take appropriate
measurements both for recording data and navigation.

5. Given an outcrop, tell a story about how it came to be. This does not mean "get every detail right," but at the core of our discipline is a love of stories and change over time. Bachelors degree holders should have developed some skill with this.

6. Be able to generate alternative hypotheses (no one-handed geologists!) and recognize ways to look for evidence supporting and refuting one or others.

7. Be able to (in broad strokes) sketch out the history of the earth in an astronomical context, and compare and contrast the earth to the other terrestrial planets.

8. Discuss in some detail modern civilization's utter dependence on geologic resources, including (but not limited to) water, energy, metals, building materials and nutritional materials (particularly with respect to fertilizers).

9. Describe how geology is intertwined with other sciences (biology, chemistry, physics, meteorology, oceanography, astronomy) and with mathematics (it's no accident that a major branch of mathematics is called GEOmetry).

10. Be able to honestly say "I think rocks are really cool..." or some variation thereof.

Eric's List:
1. Hydraulic Geometry: this concept relates fluvial discharge to slope, channel width, channel depth, and velocity, and explicitly shows how delicate adjustments in one can result in changes in the others.

2. Paleocurrent indicators, and how to describe, interpret, and measure them (especially from trough axes)!

3. What are Froude and Reynold's Numbers, and what do they mean!?!

4. That a lithofacies is the sum of all textural, sedimentary structural, and lithological attributes that uniquely defines a given lithosome, and how THIS DIFFERS from a depositional environment model.

5. The basic sedimentary basin types (i.e., retroarc forelands, forearc, etc), and what subsidence patterns generally define them.

6. Why there are locks on the Panama Canal (the Geoid!)

7. The difference between lithostratigraphy and chronostratigraphy

8. How to draw a Wheeler Diagram

9. The timing and location of the major orogenies

10. Walther's Law

Chris' List:
1. The difference between absolute and relative radiometric dating.

2. Uranium-lead dating and how each element on the uranium 238 decay chain interacts differently with the environment.

3. The difference between a continent and a tectonic plate.

4. The properties of felsic, intermediate and mafic lava types.

5. How and why the melting temperature of a rock changes depending on the the concentration of volatiles therein.

6. What an ophiolite is and the significance of very old ophiolites.

7. The structure of the deep Earth (the upper and lower mantle including the MoHo and other zones)

8. The biological explanation for the formation of banded iron formations.

9. The insignificant difference between a volcanic sill and a volcanic dike.

10. How to spot changing environments in a stratigraphic column.


Callan’s list:
The relationship between cooling rate and crystal size in igneous rocks.

The fact that rocks can flow, given sufficient temperature and pressure [and low strain rate, for the purists out there].

The idea that sedimentary rocks reflect specific depositional settings. By studying modern depositional settings and the sediments they contain, we can interpret ancient sedimentary rocks in light of the conditions under which they accumulated.

The fact that the chemical stability of molecular configurations (minerals) changes with different temperatures and pressures (metamorphism).

Large Igneous Provinces, and their potential role in tectonics and expressing mantle plumes.

Elastic rebound theory for the origin of earthquakes.

The notion of partial melting, and its relationship to Bowen’s Reaction Series.

An understanding of the carbon cycle, and an understanding of the atmospheric physics that facilitate global warming.

The role that rivers play in shaping the landscape: nickpoints, terraces, quarrying, abrasion, drilling of potholes, etc.

The Earth is 4.6 billion years old, which is extremely old in comparison to human life — and the reasons we think it’s so old [Pb isotopes, etc.].

Mel’s list:
Evolution.

Evidence for plate tectonics.

That fossils (and trace fossils) can provide more information about the rocks they reside in - depositional environment, chronology and correlation, water temperature, stratigraphic up, relative rate of deposition, water depth, etc.

And vice versa, the rocks can tell you a lot about the fossils that are contained within them - geography, taphonomy, chronology and correlation, etc.

The relationship between sediment production –> sediment transport –> sediment deposition.

How to identify minerals.

Differentiation and fractionation and how they apply to the planet, the solar system, and isotopes.

How aquifers work (or don’t work if we drain them too quickly).

Where our energy supply comes from. All facets from petroleum products, to solar radiation, to conductive metals extraction, etc. (These are also useful for seeking gainful employment as a geologist.)

Pedogenesis. How it takes thousands of years of chemical reactions and transport to generate the soils we use for agriculture. (And how we should be taking better care of them.)

Sunday Funnies

Well shoot, almost forgot my Sunday responsibilty. Well, I can handle this one.

In case you never realized, George was one messed up guy...

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No, this isn't "finally." We're just getting started.
Above "unfortunate accident" lifted from From Criggo, as is the unfortunate combination of photo and caption below:Of course, quite a number of my giggles this week were LOLz-induced...

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I guess I haven't made it really clear that as much as I like cats, I don't really consider myself "a cat person." Normally that phrase indicates an exclusiveness: "cat people" don't like dogs. I happen to be very fond of dogs too.

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My friend JD says he's got this "Cat Side Story" as his desktop picture:

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I've always known Rowan Atkinson was brilliant, though in fairness, I think Marty Feldman was even more so... and certainly braver.

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And a blogger who is often amusing surpassed herself with a photo taken on a recent trip: From Lisa at "That's Why"

I guess my happiest find this week was My [Confined] Space, but the participants there are posting 40-50 pieces a day. I may drop this; it's a lot to wade through.From this post. If you click through and click on the picture, you can get a larger version.

And finally, not really pictures, but maps... but the fun is in the narrative... in the Top Ten Confusing Place Names at Google Sightseeing.

And I just realized... no actual comics. Oh well. That's why I call it "Sunday Funnies:" for the flexibility.

Nothing Has Changed But the Way We Look At It

So apparently the Phantom Ship at Crater Lake National Park isn't a dike. The article in the Medford Mail Tribune does not make it completely clear, but seems to indicate that the island is the remnant of lava flows, and that its existence is more a matter of chance than the result of harder, more resistant intrusive rock withstanding weathering and erosion. The above picture is from a wikimedia source, not the AP picture accompanying the article; AP is apparently pretty picky about copyright infringement.

I'm sorry to see that Southern Oregon University is canceling its geology program; I have fond memories of that campus and its students from the 80's. Jad D'Allura led two field trips on Klamath Mountain Geology for OSU groups when I was an undergraduate, and I bumped into him briefly when I was in Death Valley over spring break in 1993. Good guy, and great trip leader.

Stewart Crosses the Pond

Interesting piece at The Guardian on Stewart's takedown of Cramer. I have watched some of the clips leading up to this confrontation, and I've set aside the video clips of the actual interview, but I haven't watched them yet. Still, I have been quite interested in reading the commentary and coverage of this event- and "event" is the right word. Like Stewart's interview on Crossfire, and Colbert's address at the White House Press Correspondents Dinner, this will be talked about for years. Enough others have discussed it that I don't feel like I have anything to add, except I find it interesting that this is being covered by a British newspaper: it's not just news, it's international news. And I love this quote from Stewart regarding his show... passing on the quote is the whole reason I'm posting this at all: "We recognise what a world-changing thing we have created and the power that we wield. And we wield it arbitrarily and mostly for evil."

Colbert at the White House Press Correspondents Dinner

Stewart on Crossfire (which was canceled shortly afterward)

BzzzzzZAP!

I have joked around since the Reagan era that the best possible application of "Star Wars" or SDI technology would be to blast mosquitos and flies out of the air. Usually followed by guffaws and descending, fluttering fingers to portray the charred remains of these pestilential little bastards falling out of air the after after a successful deployment of the imaginary laser system.

I can't really take credit for this, but perhaps I should look into getting a job in the defense sector.

SpokesFAIL!

Dana Perino on CSpan:

"You were just speaking earlier about the possibility that since we had a little bit of a better week on Wall Street does that spell a turnaround?" Perino said. "Can all the credit go specifically to President Obama? Well, I would say no. We are just going to have to take a while to let all of this settle down and let the policies that our administration and the new administration are trying to put in place have a chance to work."

Let's just ignore the fact that a few days of the DJIA increasing is more or less meaningless. Let's just ignore the fact that "our administration" is no longer "trying" to do anything... and from all appearances never did, even when still in office. Let's just ignore the fact that presidential policies are at best tenuously linked to economic performance (which, yes, I know, is sort of a back-handed dismissal of Bush's economicamentary failures). But the fact that Perbimbo is trying to grab credit for this non-event is so painful that it rises to the level of hysterically funny. (hat tip to Steven Benen at Washington Monthly)

And in other SpokesFAIL! news, Ari Fleischer sez, "How DARE you say 9/11 happened on our watch?" Seriously.

Of course, as Iris points out, there may be some truth to that: Ari's comment that didn't get fair play was "We were most certainly not watching."

Caturday: Lounging Around

As you spend time with an animal, you begin to learn what they are signaling with their body language. When Ozma sleeps, she tends to assume the sphinx position. When she wants attention and petting, she drapes herself across things shamelessly. When she really wants attention, she drapes herself across things and wallows. In this case, she wallowed right off the back of the couch. Then she showed me what indignation and loss of face look like in a cat. No pictures of that though... I like to think of myself as a gentleman.

Sorry, Just Picturing Michelle Dressed Up Like Carrie Anne Moss

From Dark Roasted Blend. Also in this issue, Gigantic freaking beatles.

Chicken Pi

In honor of international pi day, even if I am running late. From Savage Chickens. For more pie, see today's Bizarro, "Pie Riots of the Caribbean." The ever-fascinating Dan Piraro tells us,"For you history buffs, "pi" was first invented by the people who built Stonehenge, which is really just a bunch of them stuck together. "

Relenting on the Conspiracy

OK, just between us, because I like you, and you need to understand what we're dealing with. Just ask yourself, "Who profits from having two consecutive Friday the 13th's?"

That's right: just follow the money. It all fits together now, doesn't it? Yeah, I smacked my head for not seeing it sooner myself. It's so obvious when you think about it. But keep it under wraps, OK? These aren't people you want to mess with lightly.

I Just Don't Get It

The inhumanity of humanity is beyond my comprehension. From The Guardian:

Her brutal murder took place last April, and since then a tide of violence against lesbian women in South Africa has continued to rise. Human rights campaigners say it is characterised by what they call "corrective rape" committed by men behind the guise of trying to "cure" lesbian women of their sexual orientation.

Yeah. That'll learn 'er good.

You know, I feel guilty for days when I hurt someone's feelings accidentally. When I discovered, an hour after the fact, why my cat had suddenly yowled and spat at me (I had rolled a wheel on my desk chair over some of her fur, which I found later as a fairly substantial tuft), I felt awful, and spent hours lavishing attention on her.

How can anyone treat a human being this way?

No wonder Jesus wept. It makes me feel like crying too.

Conspiracy, Huh?

I'm not allowed to tell you what I know about conspiracies.

Now With Bacon!

I just found this over at Volcanista: A Magmalicious Blog. To vegetarian/vegan readers, my apologies; to everyone else, my apologies. This makes me hungry too. Interestingly, it's under the vidclips, but on top of everything else. Look at the URL and you can figure out how to baconize your own blog. You can charge an extra 75 cents per slice, too. That'll add up at the end of the day.

We Must Not Allow a Whoopee Cushion Gap

Don't tell McCain and Jindal, but we're falling behind in the field of Whoopee Cushion Technology. At least the Brits are allies... but for how long? Can we afford a Whoopee Gap?

From the Telegraph. "The funniest whoopee cushion sounds are long and whiny, according to research..."

So my question to Johnny and Bobby is this: "Do you support earmarks for scientific research that is crucial to our national defense?" Remember the Great War; acquisition of key humor technology at just the right time almost certainly tipped the balance in favor of alliance powers. Those who forget the lessons of humor are doomed to repeat the joke.

Wednesday Words

I got some terrific responses to last week's Wednesday Words; my thanks go out to Callan, Wee Mousie and Dean Wormer for some good laughs! Here's this week's installment. If this is new to you, these are word verification tests, meant to keep automated crawlers from filling comments with spam. But they look like they might be real words. If they are real words, what do they mean? Click back on the first link for some excellent examples of how to play in the comments. By the way, last week's word, "vater," I thought (truly) for quite some time was Darth's last name.

Whoa! This is a Complete Surprise!

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have broken up! Oh, that's so sad... they made such a cute couple. I had just mentioned Knockwurst a few days ago... and it looked like everything was going so well. I guess Levi needed to get some partying out of his system before he, ya know, was really ready to deal with adult responsibilities. "Sorry darlin', I'm just not all that in to you any more. And I'm just not the type to be anchored down with kids." Any bets on whether he actually completes his GED? Any bets on how many other young women he impregnates before some would-be father-in-law blasts that irresponsible bastard's brains into next week?

And regarding Granny's political future, the Gov may want to talk to Ann Coulter regarding the republican attitude toward unwed mothers. Or not, you know, I'm just sayin'. And if you haven't been reading Margaret and Helen... well, it doesn't take anything from me if you do. It's not like there's only so many slices, and someone loses out if you get there first. You really ought to be reading that blog. It's almost like Molly Ivins is still with us.

And poor Bristol. That girl is getting "grow up fast" lessons that no one should ever have to face. All snark aside, I do feel bad for that poor kid and her kid.

Well this really is a surprise: Up until this point, I haven't had a "snark" label. I guess that means this is the first snarky piece I've done in this blog. ; )

Sakura-Jima

The volcano blogs don't seem to have picked this up yet; I caught it on BuzzFeed. The Volcanism Blog had some stills from this yesterday, and Eruptions, as it turns out, does have a link to a BBC video. I haven't watched that clip yet, and it may be the same one, but here's the YouTube clip... quite spectacular!

Hear, Hear!

You will not believe it, but I have been rooting for the GOP. As well deserved
as its recent drubbings have been, the fact is, single-party governance is
invariably a recipe for overreaching, the Bush years proved that inarguably. So
for the sake of the checks and balances that make our system work, I would like
to see the party get off the mat.

Hear, Hear! Leonard Pitts delivers bang on regarding an idea I've been trying to work into a bloggable form. I think many liberals and moderates are in the same position as I: we're relieved to have seen the Republicans get their just desserts over the last two elections, and relieved by the sense that some grown up, intelligent, and yes, elite (in the sense of the best in the field) individuals are shaping national policy and discussion. But we're deeply troubled by the fact that the "loyal opposition" seems to view its role as that of the pissy kid who shouts at his playmates and says "I'm takin' your ball and going home."

My sense is that Republicans nominally support a two or more party system- just as long as they win all the elections. In other words, elections should have more than one party. Governance should be only one party, the party that believes governance is a problem.

Most of those I discuss this issue with agree with my point of view, that any party- including democrats- that has unobstructed, unchallenged power, will ultimately cause great harm. In other words, I want rational opposition; I want to be challenged; I want alternative points of view. Not only that, we need those opposing points of view. I suppose that's a big reason I tend to lean democrat: looking back over that string of wants and needs, it looks very much like a scientist's perspective. The way toward clearer understanding is not through dogma and certainty, it's through a pruning of the less supportable ideas.

The analogy I've used in discussion lately, though, is this: suppose you went out for drinks and appetizers with a colleague. You say, "I want an iced tea and the jalepeno poppers." Your colleague says, "I want to cut the waitress's throat and drink her blood. I'll pass on the appetizers."

Now, your task is to find the compromise position.

Anyone who "honestly" tries to find a compromise here is just as crazy as your colleague. This is why democrats, right now, in addition to trying to find a way forward, need to be courting and encouraging rational conservatives. Because whether you want to admit it or not, our side cannot do it alone. And because what passes for "mainstream" republicanism, as we close the first decade of this new millenium, is certifiably insane.

Followup: Just a few stories later, I came across this. "At the age of 74 and after 53 years, I have finally quit the Republican Party and have re-registered as an independent voter. " The mayor of Waldport, a small coastal town here in Oregon, has sent a Letter to the Editor in the Oregonian, outlining his disillusion with his party. I'd like to hear what he thinks about... well, pretty much anything.

Ho-Hum

Another whale has washed up near Florence. This drama has been playing out since Friday, when the creature was first seen struggling north of the Siuslaw River mouth. It went back out to sea, then was spotted washed ashore yesterday. The picture, to me at least, doesn't really give a good sense of scale; it's 55 feet (about 18 meters) long, and weighs an estimated 50 tons. Apparently, if all goes well, the plan is to bury it today. I was sort of hoping a repeat of the strategy from 1970 where they tried to convert a dead whale to seagull food, but I guess they learned how well that works...

For regular readers, you may remember my post on Sea Lion Caves from near the end of December. This picture is looking north toward that headland, and the building up on the rock may be the shop leading into it. I don't think it actually is, but from this picture I can't convince myself either way.

I say "ho-hum" because growing up in Ohio, this happened all the time. When the Army Corps of Engineers re-routed the Hocking River through Athens, it confused the whale migrations badly. That, and the growing racket from the submarine races. Yeah, I sometimes miss my old stomping grounds on the banks of the mighty Hocking.

Interzone People: Rawley

As I was coming into my favorite coffee shop Friday, I ran into this dangerous looking crew. That's Josh with his coffee, Rawley leaning against the window, and Pilgrim (or "Piggy") playing the role of Josh's alert dog. (And an unknown pedestrian in the background.)
I think Josh was just waking up; he didn't really want to play "pose for a picture," but he did agree to let me use this one. Pilgrim was watching Ayla, another neighborhood goggie- as you can probably see in the photo, he's looking to my right and behind me, not AT me. But Rawley is a frequent commenter and a fun person to chat with, and he was really my target for this edition of IZ people.
An unscripted photo. Rawley is a grad student in material science. I think his research involves testing lab equipment to failure, then repairing it. He also plays in a local band, Lost Tortoise. I've only watched them once; as I've mentioned before, loud music is kind of painful for me, and crowds make me uneasy. As a result I've never really enjoyed live music. But they have some clips and some YouTube videos at the preceeding link.
I didn't notice this when I took the photo- you really can't see anything until you download the image from the camera to the computer- but in a crop from the above picture, your faithful blogger is reflected in the window. Rawley wanted to strike a "pensive" pose. I'm just happy to have an excuse to take photos of my friends, so who am I to say "no?"

I told him he did indeed look awfully pent in this one. I should mention... if anyone whose picture I've posted here wants copies, I'd be happy to e-mail them to you. The standard reduction I use is 15% of vertical and horizontal. Which means the full size versions are about 45 times larger. I personally don't like looking at myself with that kind of resolution. But if you want to see youself 45 times less small, feel free to let me know.