Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Tuesday Tits

Sombre tit, Poecile lugubris. Who knew tits could be sombre?

That's Mighty White of You, Mr. President

In fairness, these aren't Obama's words, but those of the editorial board for The Achorage Daily News:
So President Obama has volunteered his work force -- 2 million federal employees -- to live with a pay freeze for two years as a contribution to reducing the $1 trillion-plus federal debt.
Now I really like the idea of volunteering others' income to cut the national deficit. I personally would like to volunteer that everyone pays FICA on all their income, not just the first ~100K. I'd like to volunteer 50% of long-term capital gains to be taxed as income, not just 15%, or 20% as it was before the Bush tax cuts. I'll also volunteer all members of the financial sector to pay a flat 50% rate on all bonuses and stock options above and beyond their declared salary. The freeze on federal employees' salaries is estimated to save 2/3 of 1% of the next decade's deficit. I'd be happy to bet a very substantial sum that my generous volunteering of other people's incomes would save a hell of a lot more than that.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Space Alien Tattoos

Space Alien Tattoos

Sunday Funnies, Part II

Noise to Signal
Bits and Pieces
My First Dictionary
Criggo
Balloon Juice
The Far Left Side
Criggo
Animal World - There's surely a wounded tank down there
see more Political Pictures
The High Definite
job lols - Discrimination In The Workplace
see more Monday Through Friday
Married To The Sea
Sofa Pizza
The High Definite
Skull Swap
4 koma comic strip - Makes Me Happy Too
see more Comixed
The High Definite
The High Definite

The Daily What
Blackadder
God Hates Protestors
epic win photos - TSA Checkpoint WIN
see more Hacked IRL - Truth in Sarcasm
demotivational posters - VACATION
see more Very Demotivational
funny graphs - This Hourglass Seems Broken
see more Funny Graphs
Buttersafe
Bits and Pieces
Clay Bennett
Great White Snark. "It drives me nuts that I’ll never know whether this is a costume or not."
Blackadder
Blackadder
ChannelAte
This Is News By Today's Standards...
see more Historic LOL
Sober in a Nightclub
The Daily What. So do you feel lucky, Voldemort? Well, do you? Voldemort? Available as a tee here; see TDW link for discount hint.
roomservice?  I need more cowbell
see more Lol Celebs
Joy of Tech
Blackadder
epic win photos - MacGyver WIN
see more Hacked IRL - Truth in Sarcasm
Criggo
demotivational posters - SKEPTICAL
see more Very Demotivational
What Would Jack Do? (Note: Worth1000 is a photoshop competition site; this is not real)

The Daily What: "By far the coolest Rube Goldberg-esque marble course built inside a kid’s room you will see today, guaranteed."Sofa Pizza: life just keeps going and going...

Sunday Funnies, Part I

Are you ready for a chuckle? Lord knows I am. I may or may not get to the previous week's funnies at some point, thus "part I."Gif from Sofa Pizza, built with illustrations from the most recent Hyperbole and a Half- I think this is one of the funniest Allie Brosh has done so far!
Tomorrow, on Springer
see more Ugliest Tattoos
demotivational posters - Area 51
see more Very Demotivational
Joy of Tech
Tree Lobsters
Literally
see more Political Pictures
Sofa Pizza
funny graphs - Location, Location, Location
see more Funny Graphs
funny puns-Octopi
see more So Much Pun
The Daily What

see more Political Pictures. "DERPY DERP DURRR"
4 koma comic strip - Disappointed PufferFish
see more Comixed
The High Definite
Walking in Squares
demotivational posters - WINDOWS
see more Very Demotivational
Cyanide and Happiness
Non Sequitur
Criggo
Pug puppy Totally Looks Like Marty Feldman
see more Celeb Look-A-Likes
TYWKIWDBI
Wil Wheaton's Tumblr
Sober in a Nightclub
Joy of Tech
FuckYeahAlbuquerque
xkcd
Hand Turkeys: Always Cool
see more Lol Celebs
BizarroBlog, and the one below is from the same post.
epic win photos - Double Fortune Cookie WIN
see more Hacked IRL - Truth in Sarcasm
Fake Science
4 koma comic strip - The Old Stones
see more Comixed
Abstruse Goose
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
EpicPonyz
Blackadder
funny pictures-My chemical imbalance... let me show you it.
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
Bits and Pieces