Twitter Assistance for Bachmann

Today's big Twitter meme is #BachmannCampaignSlogans, and it happens to fall at a time when it seems the snark is strong with this one. Here are my suggestions to help Michelle get her minty cylon frying circuits up and running:

• We've never had a tax attorney for president. Isn't it about time we did?
• I'm on a boat! I'm president of the world!
• Ohhhh, I'm an idiot and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I talk all day
• Insert vapid slogan here
• Please disregard previous slogan. Through miscommunication, it was thought to be finished, and released prematurely
• Rabies: It's what's for president!
• She may be a raving crazy IDiot, but she's YOUR raving crazy IDiot!
• Because we all know 8 years of disinterested, impulsive, ignorant, arrogant and inhumane leadership wasn't enough.
• All four Wizard of Oz folks in one: A lost little girl with no heart, no brains, and no courage.
• In your heart you know "The System of Doctor Tarr and Professor Fether" can come true. (reference to a too poorly known Poe short story)
  
• She knows what Real America looks like. She saw it out the window when she flew to Washington. And she will again.
• Because she recognized the word "constitution" once.
• We hate brown and poor people way more than any of those other guys.
• Colder than a Minnesota winter, buggier than a Minnesota Summer
• Our campaign bus is the short one.
• Nature may abhor a vacuum, but the GOP abhors nature.
• Because "Lune" is French, but "Loon" is Minnesotan.
• Because the voices in your head said "Vote Bachmann in 2012"

And a great one from @drskyskull: "All four horsemen in one folksy package."

Also, I forgot to note who tweeted this, so I can't give credit (anyone want to fess up?), but for the GOP debate last night, someone said "How about this for a GOP debate drinking game: if any of these fuckers win next fall, spend the next four years drinking."

Yup.