Wednesday Words

No players in last week's round, so here's a couple of my daffynitions...

numpars: an adjusted number of strokes expected to get the ball in the hole during particularly cold weather.

calever: a simple machine that exchanges distance for force, used to affect tectonic events. "Give me a place to stand and a calever, and I'll shove that liberal state into the ocean."

And here's the next set for your pondering and perplexity...